
where skeletons and scarecrows
play rugby w/ carved pumpkins
and apparitions keep score
while witches watch witchy
and their black cats find sleep
under tree-limbed gargoyles
They say it's my birthday
I was born a big dog
I was born eating a lot
I like to chase soccer balls
and rabbits that can't be caught
I am too big for my collar
I am spoiled beyond belief
I like to show my smarts
to my masters' full relief
I like long walks
and to be in the lead
smelling and marking
on the grassy seed
I like to do tricks
and turn down the covers
I like to lie on my back
so there's no room for others
I like to be loved
I go crazy w/ my tail
It gets me attention
for I am the Alpha male
They say it's my birthday!
Beyond this door, empty calm except for the gilded sunlight that dances the hokey pokeynas over wooden beams and thru an empty bottle of Vinsanto. The tourists have fled down Penrose stairs, having spent their last drachmas on deified pottery; it's safe to come home, a home molded by a volcanic temper, the wrath of a devil.